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HILDA THE STARS FORD ESCAPE and



is not a scene from Jumanji , nor is it a hangover (I hate the fucking cliché that if you fart, you see pink elephants .. . thanks Dumbo).

is not a tragic scenes of any Bollywood production or the worst nightmare of Steve Irwin, "Hunter Crocodile " (who still love).

At least you live under a rock, into a sewer (with the Ninja Turtles ) or just get the super E!, you did not know that yesterday an elephant call Hilda, thanks to Universal then we found out was called Hildre , caused an accident which killed the driver of a truck

orínate Take a shot and you do not know. But I'll leave the link to keep you informed : here.



title of Universal Good (Stereo). On the CENTER says they saw that RESITÍA . .. re also good.


The elephant weighed 5 tons it something like 2 Mercedes-Benz vans, cab of a trailer, 6 Atos; 3 Britney Spears.

was 45. So I leave the truck. Chale something like the Mole when a truck stopped in the movie ... I found the image. ----



But still, not my favorite animal accident.

year and a half ago escaped from the Zoo San Juan de Aragon (persígnense and stand up for the home district), a kinkajou, lemur cage. He crossed a main road and got a minibus jajaja jajajaja




Here she


No ma ... boarded a bus. Insurance did not pay fare. ----



like every day I read the CENTER , no? Well the main story was the HILDA (r) Two hojotas of stories. Then I flip the page and what I see. An announcement of FORD ESCAPE 2009:

This:


A promo Madagascar 2 , you're going to Africa and do not know why.

gave me a good laugh that was so politically incorrect. Microseconds before you see the photo of the truck and the dead elephant. Then a van with aminals safariescos (although Hildred, was an Asian elephant), all smiling.



Here the Clous op:



Oh, but what I see: The Escape is about to destroy the lemurs humorous cartoons. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!




can no longer move his little boat. Blood everywhere.

But that's not all. The giraffe (Merman?) Seems to have been beheaded by the sadistic driver to Hilda:





And blood splattered KillBilliescamente .... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!




been off to the brain, and is not laughing, you wince. Damn engines, damn.


A Moment of Silence for Hildred, Melman and the Lemurs

Pokemon Emerald Cheat Only Sunflora

killer .... NO NEED TO COURTSHIP NERD MUSIC

not say whether this happened or not ...


-Si guey, go to Brenda's up there waiting.
"I'd better sleep with a dog is more feminine and less hair.
"No Mam ... and that was cruel, chicken with sarcasm. "Well
córrele a decir putín.
—No me chingues, es como llegar con el lobo de la Caperucita… Ver un monstruo en la cama… “Ay Brenda pero qué pinches dientotes…”
—Dientotes, y hocicote y brazotes…
—No sean culeros… A lo mucho abres la puerta y la ves en negligé esperando a Ciro con una luz roja y pétalos de rosas… lamiendo fresas.— Raúl mostrando sus más oscuras fantasías.
—No digas eso cabrón, capaz de que ahorita está escuchando eso y la estamos prendiendo. Va a bajar toda caliente la vieja.— Ciro con su poca sutileza.
—Pues vas… sólo cierras los ojos y lo disfrutas… If you're not late, you say you're early, two or three pumps and bye .- Diego acting as visually grotesque this situation. "You do if you
's done, right? - Chicken coup Dieguesco stomach.
- No guey-Diego protect your glass more familiar than his own body.
"But I do not know ... I do right now that if anyone goes to this guey room and say" What a fart Brenda, we put "Do not say yes, then then removes her clothes and breaks your back. Brenda is you do not need those old courtship. Not one right out to the movies, or a fucking dinner. Just winked and fuck, fuckers.

Why Does Maybelline Dream Li

was not dead, nor was partying. Gathered enough of the work, we exercise, the HOH, and most of laziness and mental block. Very bad combination, such as soda and aspirin, or prostitute without a condom. Something.

And I do not condone, I only have a small remembrance of what has happened and I feel like blogging:

NIKE RACE

There I am, with 700 calories less and my shirt with sweat and a half kilo. Beware: this was not my real time. I left quite late from the goal, and I fell behind 13 minutes in the holy section of the "bridges" Parque Lira.

THE COOPER

Aja, I went to an event in Toluqe to drive a Mini. Ugh, another fart.

CHICKEN

That Chicken is going to Japan. We miss him a lot. Tomorrow I promise to post anecdotes about him

YANKEES

That

close their stadium and almost cried. I was there 9 times. 9 and no photo. The bitch.

promise

post more often.